Free YouTube channel autopsy

Find out what killed your channel.

Paste a channel URL. We run it against the patterns that kill channels and return a cause of death.

No login. No card. Raw channel data deleted within 25 days.

Verdict 1 of 3

Autopsy. Cause of death found.

A clear failure pattern fired. You get the named diagnosis, the evidence trail, and the protocol to reverse it.

Verdict 2 of 3

Wellness check. Vitals are slipping.

No single cause yet, but the signs are there. You get an early warning and what to watch before it becomes terminal.

Verdict 3 of 3

Discharge. Genuinely healthy.

Your channel is fine. We tell you so and send you on your way. No upsell, no fake panic.

The examination

How it works

Four steps. No password, no login, no credit card.

  1. 01

    Paste the URL

    You paste your YouTube channel URL. We pull data using YouTube's public API. No password, no login, and no credit card needed.

  2. 02

    Run the vitals

    We run your channel's vitals. Upload cadence, Shorts vs long form upload ratios, and your peak era vs now.

  3. 03

    The rules

    32 hand-written rules derived from a decade of YouTube channel operation decide what killed you. The AI doesn't diagnose anything. It simply takes the findings and delivers them. It's the messenger, nothing more.

  4. 04

    The verdict

    You get a verdict confirming cause of death, contributing factors, severity, and every diagnosis we screened. Some channels walk out with a clean bill of health, and we tell you that too. We never invent a death certificate to sell you something.

The Revival Protocol

The diagnosis is free. The protocol comes after.

Run the autopsy first. We name what is killing your channel, then build a 30-day revival protocol to reverse it, delivered step by step.

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